We Bare It All

Have you ever been on I-95 going from New York down to Florida? If you have, I bet you have seen signs that read, We Bare It All, on the instate highways. These are total nude bars, that sell sex toys and food. I have one of them about 10 miles from my house. I have been to three of them, the one here, another one in St. Augustine Florida and one in North Carolina. They are all owned by the same man. They all charge a fee of 5.00 to get in and sell only food and drinks, no booze. If you leave and go outside to get a drink, then it is another 5.00 to get back in. They are making a killing. I know some of the people that work at the one close to me, they have good food. One day a few of my biker friends and me were riding around, and one man said, lets go see some nekkid women, all of us said okay. We all went to Bare It All, the parking lot was empty in the front of the store, but the back parking area was full, we parked in the front. We made ouir way to the door and was charged only 3.00 , cause we were locals.  Most of us ordered food and was seated at the dance stage, they have three of them. The girls were all very pretty and the oldest girl was only 25 years old, just fucking beautiful. I started tipping the girls and kissing on all of them, some bikers spent money, like there are rich, most are not. I got my coke and cheeseburger and started eating it in front of the dancers, one girl bent down and ask me, how is your burger? I said great. Another pretty thing got up on stage and started dancing in front of me, she bent over and asked me, what does your burger taste like? I told her it tasted like pussy, she laughed and changed stages. Some of the boys had lap dances and others went behind closed doors for the private dances. I just sat at the stage and talked to everyone and kept on tipping the girls. After a few hours of all that coke and tea, we finally hit the road. We ended up in a real bar, drinks for everyone. I was asking some of the guys about the private dances, one said he got a blow job, one said he got a hand job and one said he got fucked. Damn, I should have gone behind the doors. Instead, I just threw my money away at the dancers and had a good time. I will remember this, when I go back. So, if you ever run down to the closest We Bare It All, please stop and go in, have a coke for me and see if you can get a treat.

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