Hmmm..... You got a pond and a garden that looks like shit because of no
rain. I think I'd try one of two things. Either buy you a small pump and
pump some of that pond water up there to the garden. (You could invent your
own "Puredee Catfish Hillbilly Irrigation System" and patent it, sell it
and make millions, not to mention unshitting your garden.) Or the other and
by far easier option would be to plant the garden next to the gotdam pond.
Assrot, you're an asshole. Feel better now? Aiin't you ever heard of a
"garden hose"?