Asshole Doctor Called Me Today

posted Wednesday, 23 April 2008
A few months ago, my family doctor, wanted me to have my colon and asshole checked for cancer. He got me a set up for one of those doctors that did those things. I saw him and he gave me a two gallon jug of nasty tasting shit water to drink, I drank about half and went the next morning to have it done. Everything was fine, the asshole man told me to have it done every five years. His nurse called me today and told me that he wanted to do another one this month. I told her she was crazy and he said every five years, are these doctors just crazy or do they need the money? I told her hell no, go get someone else to pay those jigh fees. I was not going to have anymore of them period. She got pissed with me, so I hung up on her. Fuck her and her crazy ass money hungry doctor. What do you people think about this? Thanks, Cat

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1. doggone left...
Thursday, 24 April 2008 6:30 am

Hey, Cat you know you love it.


2. SuperGurl left...
Thursday, 24 April 2008 7:00 am :: http://supergurl.net/

i don't know but i like the phrase "ass money". think i run into a lot of that these days.

sorry bout the pooper prodding cat. give em hell, sounds like they've got that coming


3. dee left...
Thursday, 24 April 2008 10:12 pm

might shoulda asked em why. then ifn they din have a good reason tell em they certainly know where to shove it cause they already did it to you.


4. Flitzy left...
Friday, 25 April 2008 9:50 am

You must be paying your bill in a timely manner.


5. Andy left...
Friday, 25 April 2008 10:38 am

Cat, if your ass rots out, that will be the end of the hemmorioid problem. Get the test done and stop whining. Have fun.....


6. Assrot left...
Friday, 25 April 2008 4:32 pm :: http://assrot.blogspot.com

My doctor told me get one at 45 years old and if there are no problems, get one 5 years later. He said if there are still no problems, 1 every 10 years is plenty as long as you don't have any pain, bleeding or other symptoms that might suggest something is afoul in the old dookey chute.

I think your doc probably lost your test results before he filed them and now has nothing to cover his ass in case you die of colon cancer and your wife sues so he wants you to come in again.

Seriously. If you had one and he said things were fine and you don't have any symptoms that might suggest something is wrong, I'd tell the doc to either explain why I needed another one when he just did one and said it was fine or go fuck himself with that 9 foot scope.

Also, do yourself a favor and demand to talk to your doc and not his idiot staff. Most doctors have one nurse that is overworked and a bunch of dumbass office assistants that have no medical qualifications. They all wear the same clothes so you don't know the doc from the silly bitch that does nothing but answers the phone. For all you know, you were talking to his office manager.

Tell them the fucking you got was not worth the money and you want a free repeat or a refund.

:-)

Joe


7. DudleysDiary left...
Saturday, 26 April 2008 4:50 pm :: http://dudleysdiary.blogspot.com/

The doctors wife probably redecorated the house or is planning a European vacation and he is just trying to find a way to pay for it.

JDP


8. GUYK left...
Saturday, 26 April 2008 6:59 pm

don't sound exactly right does it..might wanna give the quack a call and ask what the fuck...


9. Libby left...
Sunday, 27 April 2008 10:10 am

That's really weird. I would call back and ask them why they want to do another so soon. By the way, the baby chicks sound so cool. I'm jealous.


10. Assrot left...
Monday, 28 April 2008 7:40 pm :: http://assrot.blogspot.com

Hey Cat I go an idea. Why don't you go shove that mean ass rooster you said you had up that doctors ass. When you're done with him, shove it up the nurses ass too.

What do you think? If you do it, we want pictures. Get Redneck to help you hold them still. He can paint a green 8 on each cheek of thier ass while your giving them the old ream job.

:-)

Joe


11. Velociman left...
Monday, 28 April 2008 8:24 pm

Maybe this time he wants to put the camera in instead of his cock.


12. rdennis left...
Thursday, 1 May 2008 8:50 am

I think he's gay and has a drug problem! Sounds like he's got a crush on you. :)


13. Lauren left...
Thursday, 1 May 2008 12:41 pm :: http://www.commonplacetheory.wordpress.c

I second Assrot.

I love you, Joe. Please call and follow up with some questions. If they have a legit reason...like something came back that alerted them...then have another. Otherwise, they can shove it.

Better safe than sorry, love.


14. Catfish left...
Thursday, 1 May 2008 2:49 pm

He is a nice looking young doctor, but you are correct, he do look queer as a three dollar bill. I am not going back for another one. My insurance will not pay for it, too early, last one done six months ago. If they call me back, I will ask them a lot of questions, Cat