Love machine, part one

posted Thursday, 28 April 2005
Now sport fans, here are some of the things I do, when I luck up and find a woman. start with, take your time, most women are harder to wake up than us horny men. Foreplay is almost as good as sex, if you take your time and do it right. I start with small kisses to the head, neck, down one arm, belly and navel area. Take your time, Rub all over her with soft strokes, lightly touching her skin. Now start kissing her lips and give her some tongue, after kissing her lips, go to the ear, in and out, and all around, breathe in and blow a little hot air on her ears. Try kissing her neck area, some women love there necks kissed and rubbed. After you done this for about 10 mintues, go to those tits, lick the nipples and then put the nipples in your mouth and suck and lick at the same time. Don't play with those jugs to hard, she will think you are a doctor, be sweet with them. The whole time I am licking and sucking those tits, I have a hand down and up both leggs. When you think she has had enough of tit work, kiss behind the knees, that is a sweet area for most women, kiss softly and sometimes hard, which ever she likes the most. I am also rubbling her feet as I kiss the knees and behind the knees, women love there feet played with, go on down and kiss her toes, when you get started at the feet, you will have a very hard dick by now, go ahead and suck on a toe, or even all of them, one at a time. After you hear her moan and fart and turn over and over in the bed, start all over and do the same tips as before, twice should be enough. Hope you enjoyed, part two tomorrow, Cat.

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1. a reader left...
Thursday, 28 April 2005 6:04 pm

Damn, I haven't been waiting for the fart. Thanks for the head up, Cat. Look forward to Part 2. You remain the fucking Man.

Velociman [velociman@gmail.com]


2. a reader left...
Thursday, 28 April 2005 10:32 pm

Yup. You da man, baby. The neck and back of the knees do it for me, you betcha.

Pammy [phazzard@gmail.com]


3. a reader left...
Thursday, 28 April 2005 11:41 pm

Holy shit...all worked up now...thanks!

kat


4. a reader left...
Friday, 29 April 2005 1:30 am

*eyes glazed over, drool coming from mouth*
Uhhhhhhhhhh, Ummmmmmmmmm, UUUUUhhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhh.
What is my name again?
*shivering with delight*

Maeve


5. a reader left...
Friday, 29 April 2005 11:57 am

You are the foreplaying fucking man. I'm going to get you a talk show deal.

Sam [sam@sammoore.org]


6. a reader left...
Friday, 29 April 2005 4:20 pm

Then, after it's all over but before you even disengage, look her right in the eye and say, "I can't believe you just let me do that. Don't you have any self-respect?"

This only works once.

spongeworthy


7. a reader left...
Friday, 29 April 2005 7:36 pm

Oh.
My.
Gawd.

If I remember correctly (something difficult to do since I wasn't actually thinking with my brain at the time) I don't think we quite made it to Part 2, did we? Or maybe we did... or at least some of it...

Dammit, Catfish! And here I am stuck a thousand freaking miles away!

*sly grin*

Mamamontezz [mamamontezz@sbcglobal.net]


8. Laura left...
Monday, 2 May 2005 7:45 am

Don’t wait for a fart. Women do not fart as a sign of sexual arousal.

Visit me @ http://laura.blog-city.com


9. a reader left...
Monday, 2 May 2005 3:42 pm

Fart? I dont believe even Karma Sutra mentions farting. LOL! Crack me up!

Oooooh...Aaaaaaah...Mmmm...RRRRRRIIIIIIPPPPP!

chickarooni