Please lick my clit

posted Wednesday, 14 September 2005
Last week I was watching HBO on TV and the show was SEX 21. I have been watching that show for 15 years. They had a couple that was teaching couples how to have better sex. The man took the man and the woman took the lady. They started asking questions about sex, what they loved and how and when and soft or hard sex. After a few hours the teachers got the married couple together to talk about it and what to do to improve they sex. First the man told everyone that he loved his wife to give him blow jobs, next she told everyone that her hubby does not like to eat her. I hear a lot about that. They talked and laughed and the whole ball of wax, was the blow job and why he did not like eating pussy. He said he does it very little, only to please his wife. She told the show she loved giving head. Everything else in there sex life was good. The teachers started asking the man questions about pussy eating. First of all he said they smelled funny? And he did not like giving but loved her giving head. She looked clean and was a very pretty woman. They gave him some perfume made for pussy and a little bean to go on his tongue and it would move and that would help her get off a lot faster for him, he tried it and they liked it. That bean was just a little vibrater. Eating pussy came natural for me, I started at a very young age, 14 I think and loved giving head to girls and ladies for all of my life. I got a good idea, if a pussy does not smell too sweet, put a few lifesavers in the pussy before you start to eat, or you can use some oil of wintergreen on the clit, not only does it warm the clit up, it also smells very good. I have founf out the outside of the pussy, the lips and the clit are the big hit. I have always told them small dick men this, if you eat a lot of pussy and lick and suck all around the pussy and get her so fucking hot, when it got time to put his dick in the glory hole, she would not know if it was a 2 inch dick or a 14 inch dick, that's how hot those ladies can get. The show was correct, a lot of men DON'T eat pussy. I don't know if it was a hang up or what, but you are missing the boat men, I love to please and make a lady want more. Out of all the pussy that I have had, there was only a couple I did not eat, I don't remember. Almost all ladies love for a man to play and lick and suck there pussy and if you don't, you will lose your lady one day to a man that eats. I love to eat and spent a lot of time on the outside of those pussies, call me crazy, okay you can, but I have gotten my share anf three or four other man share of pussy. And another good thing about eating and pleasing a lady, if you ever eat and fuck one very good, you will always be able to get that pussy again and again. So go ahead men, take the dive, take your time and enjoy it as much as she will. And if you don't want to try and eat your lady, please let me know, I will do it for you. More coming next week, I need for people to email me and ask what we want to talk about, instead of Dear Abby, I will be Dr Cat. Take care and thanks for reading and be careful and have fun, Cat

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1. livey left...
Wednesday, 14 September 2005 8:45 pm

Ummm you don't NEED the life savers but I'm willing to let you try it!


2. Denny left...
Wednesday, 14 September 2005 9:14 pm :: http://www.grouchyoldcripple.com

Dammit Cat! Rather than asking Susan if she wanted to fuck you should have asked her if you could eat her.


3. Catfish left...
Wednesday, 14 September 2005 10:34 pm

Denny, she should have know that, Cat. She is a very pretty woman. We do have some very attractive ladies that come to our blog parties. I have not seen a bad one yet, I love all women, I had the hots for Susan, I think she thought I was too old for her. I don't know, but we had some good stories and many laughs together. You and I dran all of that punch, I was drinking them out of a big iced tea glass and your glass was so small, I kept giving you refills every 5 mintues. You should have put a good word to Susan for me Denny, I still love her, Cat


4. Acidman left...
Thursday, 15 September 2005 9:24 am

I STILL recommend Hall's Mentholyptus cough drops for a real thrill.


5. shoe left...
Thursday, 15 September 2005 6:55 pm

cat, i can't speak for susan, as i just met her in nola...but, if she told me once, she told me a 1000 times what a sweetheart you are..nobody needed to put in a good word for you...you dr. cat, afterall..

bloggers are sexy aren't they? why is that? the jawja blog family were some of the most beautiful people i've ever met...


6. Maeve left...
Thursday, 15 September 2005 10:16 pm

I personally like Altoids mints.


7. Sandy left...
Friday, 16 September 2005 5:05 am :: http://peapatch.blogspot.com/

Ummmm...you won't make fun of me if I admit that after reading this my face is 3 shades of red..haha...good Lord you didn't leave any stone left unturned here honey... :)


8. Catfish left...
Saturday, 17 September 2005 6:18 am

Sandy, I wish I were there to see your face, hug Tommy Boy for me, Cat


9. Jeremy left...
Sunday, 18 September 2005 6:10 pm

I learned the importance of the tongue at an early age. My first wife however, would never hear of oral. She was four months pregnant and having troubles when I finally convinced her to let me at it for five minutes. In a way, she was hooked after that. never got her to return the favors though. My new wife loves oral. She has a cleanliness kick though, wants to scrub it before sex. I like natures flavors. The problems I have are in the lasting department. No, I'm not a premature ejaculator, I go the other way. A quickie is 45 minutes to an hour. That usually leaves my women too sore for a fast turn arround.


10. Catfish left...
Tuesday, 20 September 2005 9:44 am

The ladies love you, if your quickies are 45 mintues, hang in there old buddy.